American Apparel wants your Bubbie

Vampire Weekend Approved

“There was something so compelling about Jacky’s look and energy when we first spotted her in a New York restaurant this winter, we introduced ourselves and pulled up a chair. During a long discussion that touched on everything from career choices and nutrition to insights on relationships, age and beauty, we asked if she would consider being photographed by us. We were thrilled when she agreed.”

Am Appy has a new, hot model. And she is old(er). I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Is Dov Charney going to molest this old lady too? It’s kind of a given that anyone who models for Dov has to watch him jerk off. Maybe she’s into that? Should I really be judging this relationship? Should I call the police just to make sure? And more importantly, when will the half nude ads of Jacky come out?