Were you the kid who always sat in the back on the classroom? The one who never felt totally comfortable in Jew school? Maybe because you knew you were being lied to but were just too young and stupid to back up your feelings with cold hard facts? Then this blog is for you.
We were once those kids. And we also felt lied to. But these days, instead of using hard facts to back up our emotions, we stick to childish name-calling and gross exaggerations. It’s the only way to get through the day.
Our website offers everything an apathetic four-eyed schmuck could ever want. Irony, self-deprecation, sarcasm, all in the guise of pop culture knowledge. Pop Culture: It’s what the young people these days do when they are not doing drugs, having unprotected sex, or not giving a shit about their future.
Although you may not care, we care about you. We will be there for you when Hillel is sleeping. When you are too hungover to attend Yom Kippur services. When you need to laugh away the fact that your mother is disowning you for dating an Irish Catholic from Boston.
But we won’t dumb things down. And we will most certainly judge you for what you wear and what music you listen to. Because we’re certain more people on the internet should judge you. Seriously. I hope your mom dresses you because you dress like a fucking idiot.
Goys and Mainstreamers are also welcome to troll. We don’t discriminate, and we enjoy your company on our way to Hell.
If you have any questions, comments, or the latest cultural scoop, feel free to email us at INFO [at] HIPSTERJEW [dot] COM
