About Us

Were you the kid who always sat in the back on the classroom? The one who never felt totally comfortable in Jew school? Maybe because you knew you were being lied to but were just too young and stupid to back up your feelings with cold hard facts? Then this blog is for you.

We were once those kids. And we also felt lied to. But these days, instead of using hard facts to back up our emotions, we stick to childish name-calling and gross exaggerations. It’s the only way to get through the day.

Our website offers everything an apathetic four-eyed schmuck could ever want. Irony, self-deprecation, sarcasm, all in the guise of pop culture knowledge. Pop Culture: It’s what the young people these days do when they are not doing drugs, having unprotected sex, or not giving a shit about their future.

Although you may not care, we care about you. We will be there for you when Hillel is sleeping. When you are too hungover to attend Yom Kippur services. When you need to laugh away the fact that your mother is disowning you for dating an Irish Catholic from Boston.

But we won’t dumb things down. And we will most certainly judge you for what you wear and what music you listen to. Because we’re certain more people on the internet should judge you. Seriously. I hope your mom dresses you because you dress like a fucking idiot.

Goys and Mainstreamers are also welcome to troll. We don’t discriminate, and we enjoy your company on our way to Hell.

If you have any questions, comments, or the latest cultural scoop, feel free to email us at INFO [at] HIPSTERJEW [dot] COM

Comments

  1. Mark O'Hara says:

    I AM THE MESSIAH OF METAL!

  2. RJS says:

    My mom doesn’t dress me. If she did, I’d run around wearing shapeless schmattes and six-inch stilettos.

  3. Hi, great site. Let us know if you are in the UK

  4. Mike Simms says:

    After reading your, “About Us” section, I fail to understand your motivations.
    Your childish rantings don’t actually relate to whether you guys are Jewish or not, but rather if you’re just plain old shmucks or not. Why not call yourselves, “Hipster Shmucks” and attempt to appeal to more than the current amount of Jew-haters whom you get to read your stuff. Now, it’s mostly self-loathing Jew-types. But, if you try just a little bit harder, I’m sure you could get links to Nazi, Skin Head and White Supremacist websites. They’ll love to share a site such as yours with their Jew-hating buddies. What a bunch of useless losers you are. Clearly, you have too much free time on your hands.

    1. The Duckman says:

      …Says the person commenting on Hipster Jew BOOM! ROASTED! I’m here 4 times a week. Tip your waitresses.

  5. Haike says:

    What is the difference between a hipster Jew and a Jewish hipster?

  6. jewfrokc says:

    I would like to write for you guys.

    I was currently thinking about doing a S3 & S4 BreakingBad re-watch that I could write short reviews. This would be in anticipation for the Final 8 episodes in the summer of 2013. Just need a good editor.

    1. Chicky says:

      Well hit us up info at hipster jew dot com.

  7. Mark says:

    I am not Jewish as far as I know. I study Jewish issues an topics all the time. I would like to troll. I prefer the term gentile over goy…but I have pretty thick skin anyway.