A Growing Concern for Uncle Woody

Recently, as part of my summer Uncle Woody craze, I spoke of a fear that Mr. Allen was turning into the Olsen Twins. This fear is now growing to momentous proportions. About the size of the Wailing Wall if we’re going to get nit-picky.

Woody has done movies in European countries if they are willing to fund that shiz.  Now, those uppity LA Jews are trying to convince Woody to shoot something in Tel Aviv or Jerusalem if they fund it. 

DO THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE DOING?

This cannot become

 this.

 Or I will die.