- Fake celebrity deaths – One of the horrible things about the twitter phenomenon is the absolute shit lies it produces. Every other week a new celebrity is killed via twitter. Why? I dont know. Someone probably wants to create buzz being the first person to incorrectly fuck with someone’s life.
- Riding the Slutwave – Anyone else sick of seeing Lady Gaga and Ke$ha dick pics?
- Best of….
- Best of 2011 blog posts with content from 1840 – I was looking at Good’s “Books to read in 2010.” I think there was only one book from 2010. I dont get it. Why have a list for 2010 and not include anything in it? Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities was on the list. That book was made in 1978. I feel like Im being ripped off intellectually. Like, why wasn’t the bible on this list? Or Cat in the Hat, goddamnit!?
- Best of 2011 blog posts in October – You know how many best music of 2010 articles there were with two months remaining? It seems like nothing good happens in November or December. Either that, or bloggers are just as bad as department stores that put Christmas shit out in August. I don’t understand why people need to be the “first” to exclaim how something is better than everything else.
I understand that society has a 5 second attention span (which explains why people wanted Wikileaks as the Time person of the year). But I will never understand why people need to post best of blogs two months early.
- TV show parties – Mad Men, True Blood, Twilight, and Star Wars dress up parties need to stop. You’re not an asshole from the 60′s/vampire/vampire/Han Solo. And throwing a party in an attempt to prove it only makes it worse. Just watch the tv show in the comfort of your home and live blog it like every other asshat. Isn’t that what chatrooms and the comment sections of Gawker are for?
- Your Tumblr – Lets see how many crappy photos i can photoshop and post in a single day
- Hangovers – Shit man, its 2k11. They are starting to find cures for HIV and cancer, yet I’ve had this awful migraine all effin day that just won’t go away.
- An indecisive pronunciation of 2k11 – Two Thousand Eleven? Twenty Eleven? Two Kay Eleven?
- Justin Bieber – When 2k11 comes around, I am going to start saying “who is she?”
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05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.