Readers,
Help me out. Sign this petition. Because we’re friends. And you (hopefully) care about my welfare.
Right?
Right?
Here’s a link that will explain why you should do so.
And here’s a picture of a cat with a lime on its head.
Why do cats make everything better?
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
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