I don’t have the best feelings for Birthright, but this sketch extends to all foreign travel. In fact, it’s in my opinion that people who travel to Italy for a semester are the worst. “It’s so much better. Everyone is hotter. I’m so much cooler than you. I’m going to move there and marry some foreign hottie.” My god, shut up. Do you hear yourself? This is why Mikvah and I are NOT on speaking terms.
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
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Mikvah McElroy
02/15/2012
1) The people here are NOT hotter than Americans. Not by a long shot. They just have sexier accents.
2) I’m not cooler than you, but I am fucking freezing all the goddamn time, here in the frigid north.
3) I plan on marrying a Southern gentleman and raising a gaggle of babies within the confines of my screened porch. These foreign lads are not for me.
The Duckman
02/15/2012
You didnt go to Italy… yet
Mikvah McElroy
02/15/2012
No that’s not till March.