Dear universities in this great country,
I’m done. I’m done with your memes. Done. STOP IT.
I know you all think it’s really funny. All your stupid little jokes that only students at your university understand seem so creative and witty to you. But to the rest of us, we’re done.
We’re tired of our bookface news feeds getting polluted with stupid pictures of Xzibit and cute babies and owls with angry faces. We’re tired of laughing at these memes or (the more likely) being confused by these memes. We just want to go back to the old days when facebook wasn’t tumblr.
Don’t try to woo me with a funny meme, universities. It won’t work.
You make a valid point.
So universities. Stop. Now. Please.
Thank you.
-Schlitz
