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Jean Ralphio as Spiderman? Yes please.

College Humor is usually not my ‘thing’, being the sophisticated post-grad I am. Until they make a site titled ‘Minimum-Wage-Post-Grad-Humor’ (wait don’t they have that and is it called Portlandia?), I’ll have to suffice on a very occasional video or two from College Humor’s zany fratboy antics.

That being said, Jean Ralphio (Ben Schwartz) is one of my favorite characters on Parks and Rec. And unlike Ron Swanson, who could never have enough facetime, Jean Ralphio is given the perfect amount of facetime. I hate him, but only because his character is so believable and annoying.

So yes, I wish the new Spiderman reboot would jump the shark and star Jean Ralphio, dancing up on chicks on the dancefloor. Instead we’re stuck with another classic comicbook superhero reboot. Where’s Christopher Reeves when you need him?



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