Eric Cantor! It’s me, Jesus. I’m here to talk to you for a minute. No, no, I don’t blame you for what your people did to me. What? No, I don’t blame you for being a Republican, either, even if your friends put words in my mouth. I’m here to talk to you about Jewish stereotypes, and also the STOCK Act. You’re making all Jewish politicians look like Bernie Madoffs. Atleast 2 of us, somewhere, have a conscience. Please stop. We have enough trouble being taken seriously as it is.
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) has released his version of a congressional insider-trading ban, and it strips a provision that would require so-called political intelligence consultants to disclose their activities, like lobbyists already do. It also scraps a proposal that empowers federal prosecutors going after corruption by public officials. // Politico
Because, COME ON, you were elected so that they could be much richer than everyone else AND ABOVE the law. You deserve exceptions, no matter how many loopholes hard working Americans want closed. Only an ‘idiot’ with ‘morals’ would turn this offer down! BUY BUY BUY
When Eric Cantor shut down debt ceiling negotiations last week, it did more than just rekindle fears that the U.S. government might soon default on its debt obligations — it also brought him closer to reaping a small financial windfall from his investment in a mutual fund whose performance is directly affected by debt ceiling brinkmanship. // Salon
If that isn’t bad enough, everyone hates you. Abusing government for possible ‘small financial windfalls’. Code word for $$$$$$$ Pro$titute$ $$$$$$$. Everyone hates Congress. In fact, 93% of Americans hope you all die in a Sum-of-All-Fears-scenario [non-scientific polling]. But whatever. Keep being a dick. Your local constituents will keep voting for you because they’re all a product of the terrible American Education system. And gosh darnit, politics is confusin’!
