Have you ever loved someone too much? Ben Schwartz (Jean Ralphio of Parks and Rec) sure has. This video accurately portrays how ever snot-covered sniveling NJB (Nice Jewish Boy) wishes he reacted after being rejected by some cute alt girl. In reality, we all look like lonely, neurotic fools.
*HEARTTHROB JILF ALERT*
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
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