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Ben Schwartz gets severely rejected in this black comedy Valentine’s Day short video.

Have you ever loved someone too much? Ben Schwartz (Jean Ralphio of Parks and Rec) sure has. This video accurately portrays how ever snot-covered sniveling NJB (Nice Jewish Boy) wishes he reacted after being rejected by some cute alt girl. In reality, we all look like lonely, neurotic fools.

*HEARTTHROB JILF ALERT*

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