Alamo Drafthouse, the somewhat pretentious movie theater in Austin, Texas that throws people out for texting, is adding a new wine to our cultural lexicon.
Well not Alamo Drafthouse is adding a special series of wine, for the 25th anniversary of The Princess Bride.
Austin, TX— Tuesday, January 31, 2012— Alamo Drafthouse is delighted to announce the launch of a signature wine inspired by THE PRINCESS BRIDE in honor of the 25th anniversary of the film. The name of this signature wine program, “The Bottle Of Wits,” is derived from the iconic “battle of wits” scene…[Ed. Note: But fuck that, if you don't know that scene you're a cultural baffoon and should fuck off.]
“Inconceivable Cab” is a 2009 vintage California Cabernet, with a deep ruby hue. The nose is all black currant with subtle hints of oak. Medium bodied, full of plum and black cherry fruit, balanced by firm acidity and tannins. On the finish, lingering notes of cedar and vanilla dominate. It is complex & intriguing, with no trace of iocane powder.
The “As You Wish White” is a light golden hue in the glass. This refreshing California blend has bright clean tropical fruit & green apple aromas. Medium bodied, with balanced acidity, it starts with bright tropical fruit flavors, leading to a long, citrus-laced finish. Perfect for relaxing after a daring escape through the fire swamp.
And if you luck out, you can buy a bottle by clicking this link! Make all your friends feel like shit because you care more about an iconic cult movie than drinking quality wine!
