So I’m moving to Ireland for 5 months

Ireland, to be exact.

I had a really great send-off party. All kinds of good things happened. It was the kind of party during which everyone is having too much fun to remember to whip out their disposable camera to capture “moments.” I made a delicious 5-layer dip. My best friend may or may not have spilled a cup of pink-panty remover (ingredients at bottom) on my MacBook Pro. It is still in debate. Luckily it was a party full of MY friends, one of whom happens to be a Mac Store “Genius” who promptly unscrewed the back of the computer and poked and prodded at it until I was red in the face and beginning to hyperventilate. However, except for a lingering stickiness irremovable by isopropyl alcohol, my laptop is doing fine.

There was plenty of drank, dank and 90′s alt jams. The police came around 5:30AM, officially making it a good party. Now I am off to an entirely uncircumcised nation full of poor dental health and high alcohol tolerance. Even though I am a senior, I am only now spending a semester abroad. I actually already spent a summer in Ireland studying James Joyce in Dublin in 2010.

In a different setting, this has porn potential

So I will soon be joining fellow HJ writer A-Train abroad. You will still hear from me, but I expect to gain a super-cool “European” mien as soon as I get there. So I might be insufferable.

Bon Voyage y’all.

***Pink-Panty-Remover Recipe
30 Light Burr of choice (We used Keystone Light)
1 Handles Taaka
7 Cans of Frozen Pink Lemonade Concentrate