Picture this, but give Dustin a nice pair of Joobs
Every week or so two Hollywood Jews start dating. Sometimes they fall in love. Sometimes they end like Kutcher and Moore. Except that all Jewish relationships end in death. Because Jews never make mistakes, especially with our dating partners. And when rising star/comedian Jonah Hill is rumored to be dating Dustin Hoffman’s daughter? Well shit, that’s what blogging is all about. Especially when he did the most Jewish thing possible: Meeting the family on a vacation to a warm sunny place.
Jonah Hill, the slimmed-down star of “The Sitter,” is dating Ali Hoffman, daughter of Dustin Hoffman. Sources say both are from LA and “were friends when they were growing up. Jonah is good friends with Ali’s brother, Jake. Dustin discovered Jonah when they were in high school.” Jonah got his break in “I Heart Huckabees,” which starred Dustin. The source added, “Jonah was in Hawaii over the holidays with the Hoffman clan.” //NYPost
Let that be a lesson for chubsters out there. You wanna get women? Lose weight the Jonah Hill way.
