Ben Gibbard is such a pussy

“I’m Ben Gibbard. I run places. I do normal things. I used to be a rock n’ roller who made college girls swoon. Sure my twee rock couldn’t last forever, but I gave it a more poppy sound with broader appeal. Then I dated Zooey Deschanel and my life was great. And we got married, and I made progressively boring and uninteresting music. So now I run; I run away from all my problems; from my mediocre career. I run away from the demons inside me. Even Emo kids think I’m a pussy.”

When I want to get high, I run. Drugs are bad, kids! Merrrrr.