Call 719-26-Oates. Don’t think, young one. Just do it! It will be the greatest X-mas present that any Hipster could want, all bundled in a retro 90s hotline feel!
“Welcome to CallandOates, your emergency Hall and Oates helpline. To hear One on One please press one. To hear Rich Girl, please press two. To hear Maneater please press three. To hear Private Eyes, please press four.”
I know this isn’t new music, per se, but a man has to give this the ultimate approval: 5 Halls out of 5 Oates. They earned it. Being Hall and Oates and all…
