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The Hebrew Hammer is a Hebrew Cheater Who Gets to Keep his MVP Award?!?!?

You don’t become the Hebrew Hammer without using a little bit of ‘God’s Jewce’ (STEROIDS)

The Jewish sports world was shaken to it’s small, stubby knees yesterday. Ryan Braun AKA The Hebrew Hammer has been accused of doping. He has been accused of cheating, in the same year that he won the NL MVP, the first Jewish person to receive the award in the past 48 years.

Ryan Braun, the reigning most valuable player in the National League and one of baseball’s brightest young stars, has tested positive for a substance prohibited under the league’s drug policy, according to a person with knowledge of the results. He could be suspended for 50 games if his appeal of the result is denied. (NYTimes)

I don’t want to blame lazy piece of shit (and coincidentally Jewish) baseball commissioner Bud Selig, but I’ll be pissed if Braun gets to keep his MVP award afterwards. That’d just be bull-sheeit.



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  1. Innocent until proven guilty much?!? Come on. There was a second drug test that was clean. I just can’t believe a nice Jewish boy would do this. Have some faith in the kid.

    • What can I say, I’m a cynic.

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