I’m sorry I’ve been such a bad writer for the past 3 weeks. I know the hearts of my devoted readers (all 1 of you, HEY MOM!)* were breaking because of my rolling stone rolling away attitude.
But I’ve changed. I promise.
So, after that grand and articulate apology, I’d like to ruin your life in some other way.
Where my Hey Arnold lovers at?
Where are those silly fools who have always passionately loved the illusory nature of Arnold’s last name?
Where are those silly dreamers who BELIEVED in something? SOMETHING! Just this once, they believed in something!
Oh. There you are. You still seem so innocent.
I imagine that is how you must you feel right now.
I’m sorry. I had to.
It was for you, I swear.
Someday you’ll look back on this and thank me.
I promise.
*My mother would never read such Jewish propaganda.
Jasper @ Best Kippah
12/07/2011
Lol, nice trivia bro, didn’t know that Arnold has a last name! Btw, Arnold’s second name probably is “Philip” =))