‘Tis the season. A few people had those retarded mentally challenged reindeer-antler-headband things on at school today, our last day of classes before I kill myself exams.
We sang Christmasy “Hymns” (pronounced “hims,” don’t ask me why) today with the seniors that I do community service for.
There is a very small, pungent bush in my living-room that one of my room-mates put up. I’m not sure why. She told me she was putting blue and white lights on it, just for me. Still lost.
JK, but really, I’m not into celebrating Hallmark, especially when there is a Tumblr called “Kim Jong-Il looking at things.” Example:
Kim Jong-Il looking at chickens
I recently became very interested in the plight of North Korea after watching a documentary called “Kimjongilia” or “The Flower of Kim Jong-Il.” Here is the trailer:
I dare you to watch this film and not weep. Do NOT watch it if you want to continue being blissfully unaware, as too many are.
Anyway, I don’t mean to preach. I do mean to promote this Tumblr with all my heart because it is HILARIOUS. Kim-Jong-Il does a lot of inspecting. And by a lot I mean that that is all he does all day, other than imprisoning/executing North Koreans who have infinitesimally annoyed his godly personage.
There are so many pictures of him looking at things because He luuuurves to have it look as though North Korea is this normal, well-run, mass-producing country. In reality the majority of the population is living in dire poverty and rarely sees any of the products you see in the Tumblr.
I’m super weird, I know. I wrote a holiday post and somehow made it about Kim Jong-Il. Whatevs. Moral of the story, keep North Korea in your thoughts this Hanukkah season.
“Kimjongilia” can be watched on Netlix and youtube. Just sayin. My undying love goes to Langley Robinson, for forcing me to watch “Kimgjongilia” to begin with and showing me KimJongIlLookingAtThings.com
