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HipsterJew Hanukkah 2011 wish list (It’s never too late….)

A list compiled by all the HJ writers. If you could think of anything we should have added, write it in the comment section. Extra HJ points if you can guess who asked for what!

  • Artistic no purpose Menorah
  • Christmas albums on vinyl
  • Money duh
  • Booze
  • Hanukkah bush ornaments
  • a A Red Ryder vibrator with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time
  • carton of pall malls
  • those really awesome big head phones that cool people wear
  • cat toys for multiple cats
  • a tripod for ipod to take cool instagram pictures
  • an ugly hannukah sweater
  • anything having to do with Jesus…ironically
  • The Silver Jews on vinyl
  • Hipsterjew T-Shirt (duh)
  • all simpsons seasons on dvd
  • Signed copy of a Jonathan Ames novel (first edition)
  • A date with James Murphy


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