Nickname: Groffy
Location: Berlin, Germany — the coolest city in the world
Age: 27
Occupation: Is blogger an occupation? [Ed. Note: He has two entertaining travel blogs, a Hipster-related one here, and a Gay-related one here.
But your mother always dreamed you would become: an architect (but to be fair, so did I)
Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: I like to tell people I'm a Cashew because I know both Catholicism and Judaism. As for my level of hipsterness, I backpacked around the world with a skinny tie in my backpack so hopefully that gives me some cred.
I am a man looking for a hot hipster man!
If you could be a typeface, which one would you pick? FF Meta - because I'm just a tiny bit more interesting than everyone else (Helvetica). But to be fair, my most hipster tattoo is in Helvetica
How do you take your coffee? Black. Preferably while wrapped up in a blanket in bed. But usually lukewarm and crouching over my MacBook Pro.
Favorite vegan dish your mother makes: Steak and potatoes. Oh wait, that's not vegan! I can, however, tell you where the worst vegan breakfast/brunch restaurant in Boston is...
Oh baby, tell me what you put on your bagel.
My favorite American-style bagels are hard to find around the world but when I do... all I ever want is the classic: sesame with plain cream cheese.
Whats the first song on your make out mix?
Ray LaMontagne's Jolene. Pure gold.
When you make ‘bad decisions’, what is your drink of choice?
Depends on the decision. If it's a bad decision about love, the drink is whisky. Usually straight. If it's just a bad day, then it's a bottle of wine. If it's a good day, then it's beer.
What is the most obscure band you’ve ever seen?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
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