fucking snakes have ruined Florida for all Jews everywhere

You must have seen these pictures of the Burmese python that ate the shit out of this dastardly, defenseless, delectable deer. No? Okay, lemme show it to ya.

The point is that Florida is now fucking off as a retirement center for cranky old Jews. There is no way I want to be living near a creature that could easily swallow all 120 pounds of me. And then ask ‘was that it? You call THAT a meal? Oy!’ Fuck that.

Any ideas about where the new Jewish hotspot should be? Arizona? Mexico? Argentina, where all the Nazi split to? That’d be ironic(ish). If any HJs plan on retiring soon, I’m thinking Argentina should become a ‘thing’.TT