TBJ Tour video: Who’s the NBA’s biggest hipster? from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.
“When we’re talking hipsters we’re talking beards… style… plaid”
This is what I have to endure during the NBA lockout? Shitty videos on topics that make no sense. He has the ability to grow a beard. He must be a hipster. He doesn’t enjoy shitty watered down beer. He must be a hipster. I once saw him shoot a half court shot, and then went to a street vendor to celebrate. That’s a hipster thing right? Oh! He’s from Portland. That has to make him a hipster because of that TV show. Portlandville or whatever.
When they start naming real hipsters, the guy keeps going “really? I didn’t think of that.” Bill Fucking Walton was one of the biggest hipsters in his hay-day (obviously he Dad-ed out like every lame-o sports hipster). For serious. Why are we even having this conversation? Better yet, why is someone who doesn’t know the meaning of “hipster” trying to find the biggest hipster in the NBA? Oh yeah.. the lock out thing…
Okay, now let’s find the biggest Nazi in the NBA. I’m thinking its David Stern, but it’s just wrong to call a Jew a Nazi. Time to interview random sports figures that know nothing of WWII.
