NYTimes had an article about how Yom Kippur break-fasts are becoming a ‘thing’. Possibly a ‘fad’, possibly something more. It’s probably not Kosher. Rabbis don’t really like it.
So now I must ask you, the reader: What are you going to do for your break-fast? Let me offer you some suggestions.
1) Drive down to your na-nas house and eat bagels with stale lox and cream cheese from Passover 2005.
2) Eat some bananas and cream with your diddling Rabbi.
3) PBR and Pizza, my regular Saturday night meal.
4) Kick it with Joseph Lieberman in his Connecticut crib.
5) Some weird inter-faith eatery involving ethnic foods, LSD, and orgies.
6) There’s a fast? I’ve already been fasting in honor of Occupying Walk Street for 2 weeks now…does that count?
7) A “break-fast”? Don’t you have to fast in order to participate in the ‘breaking’ of said ‘fast’?
