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MM: Kosha Dillz writes a hilarious rap about sweatpants

Sometimes, a comical Jewish rap works. Not a parody rap, because that’s always a fucking hardcore fail. But Kosha Dillz finally got it right on this song. I can imagine a shit ton of Rutgers biddies and bros dancing all up on eachother to this song. Or, more likely, playing beer pong in their apartments/dorm rooms waiting for the frat party to begin.

Jews and Guidos love their fucking sweats. If this song isn’t on the next season of Jersey shore, I’ll never watch it again. I swear.

P.S. What is it about New Jersey that makes NJ Jews and NJ Guidos so much alike? Is it the water? The terrible air? The inferiority complex of being next to Brooklyn?



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