Matt Damon? Check. Ted Danson? BOOM goes the dynamite! Ben Stiller? Ehhhh. Sean Penn? Who? Jack Black? Oh yeah, that washed out musician/comedian who is making a comeback…
I will kill a thousand men to meet Bill Clinton. He makes Obama look like a Gen Xer sometimes. Seriouly, Bill Clinton could call me and tell me I had cancer and I’d still be smiling the entire day.
Anyone else have Slick Willy wet dreams? I can’t be the only one…
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
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