Jeez. Gorillaz started in 2001. Remember that. Same year some dude named Osama Bin Laden ruined fun for everyone and everything. More importantly, where were you when you first heard their hit single Clint Eastwood (featuring Del tha Funky Homosapien)?
Oh, what’s that? You want to know when I first heard that song? Well, at the ripe old age of 12 years old. And I was in a Macys with my mother, probably looking for some shitty-fitting cheapingly shitty Bar Mitzvah suit. Trying not to strangle myself with my new matching belt and tie, I looked up to see a magnificent music video playing via MTV on the stores’ video system. And I’m not saying that the Gorillaz saved my life, but I am saying that they made some amazing music videos. And also that there is no way in hell I’m buying a greatest hits album.
It’s 2011 here, people. Only rubes buy albums from established artists. I already got all the Gorillaz hits I need.





