Sadly none of these reasons involve artistic fashion. But I’ll give you the quick rundown, and if you want to read more, click this link for Cracked.com. The 7 reasons:
1) Thick-framed glasses make you look intelligent.
2) Vintage shirts may just actually be from your original 80s childhood.
3) Skinny jeans just mean that your pants used to fit but then you gained a little weight.
4) Ironic facial hair may just be a coincidence because you have sensitive skin or weird facial hair growing patterns.
5) You listen to obscure bands because you don’t like traffic, prefer to pay less for tickets, and dislike crowds.
6) You are obsessed with vinyl records because you are secretly working for record companies, and are doing research into ‘non-copyable’ music.
7) You love wearing ugly sweaters which were all knitted by yout poor, blind but loving grandmother.
Kimberly
10/14/2011
1) Plastic frames are much more comfortable and the style of my frames actually fit my face better.
2) I have a metric shit-ton of clothing because I am simply too lazy to donate anything.
5) Pretty much, but that’s definitely not the only reason.
6) Vinyl has an aesthetic quality that just cannot be compared to other formats. I’d explain further, but only if it is actually necessary. If I have to elaborate to someone, chances are they have zero exposure to the world of vinyl.