Nickname: Goldy Goldenshtein
Age: 27
Location: Actionville, FL
Occupation: Denim Shlanger
But your mother always dreamed you would become: A mohel.
Level of Jewishness / Hipsterness: I use my tefillin straps as bondage gear.
I am a dude looking for a good time with … Well anything really.
If You could be a typeface, which one would you pick?
Comic Sans cause I’m curvy, uncultured as fuck and everyone hates me.
How do you take your coffee?
Up the butty!!
Favorite vegan dish your mother makes:
Cholent. Then she adds meat.
Oh baby, tell me what you put on your bagel.
Shpruchen cream & cucumbers.
Whats the first song on your make out mix?
Aqua Barbie Girl
When you make ‘bad decisions’, what is your drink of choice?
Vodka and xanax.
grobbe zachen
09/24/2011
is ‘who wants an hj’ a tongue in cheek reference to head job? because i would totally let this guy go to town on my shmekel!!!