Say what you will about Girl Talk’s last album. Or the one before that. But the fact of the matter is…
White bitches love Girl Talk. Willing to drive 10 hours to see him. And they already saw him 3 times. Not once were they even given the chance to blow him.
Which is totally fucking stupid.
And yet when one Hipster Dude can make women go that far out of their way to watch him mix hit songs live on stage. And can make some random bro wildly claim that “Even though it is all sampled music, it is all original music”. Because everyone knows the real Meta Musicians are the ones who are mediocre real musicians.
And that isn’t enough to remind how important Girl Talk is, just remember that Hipster mash-up artists like The Hood Internet.
And Hipsters still fucking love him. So you should love him to. Hipsters are the beacons of culture.
And Girl Talk fucking loves to dance. That’s the takeaway.
