I have a few questions for humanity right now. They all involve this website.
1. Why have none of you told me about this. incredible. and. hilarious. website?
2. Are you keeping it from me?
3. Why are you keeping it from me?
4. Do you hate me?
5. Should we just finish this relationship immediately?
You know me. You know my disgusting and slightly unsettling love for cats, stupid internet memes,and things that distract me from my terrifyingly difficult french conversation class. Yet you ignore this knowledge and my heart ends up breaking in this way. Why is this?
Almost as much as this guy. But not quite as much.
Let me know your reasons for breaking my heart. You rats.
