Should’ve just paid my cable bill.

So I accidentally went to the mall the other day.
The 68 year old Jewish grandmother from Boca inside of me that just dies for a good sale and the part of me that reviles the mall and everything that it stands for were at war this past Labor Day.

But the $50 AmEx gift card burning a hole in my pocket won that stand-off. Goodwill doesn’t take AmEx. Bummer. Going made me realize that I have to throw ALL of my clothing away, because I saw some mannequins jockin’ my style.

Not to mention the COUNTLESS freshmen that have invaded campus. They are all trying just as hard as they can to be original, and it makes me exhausted just to watch them. I am a bitter old woman. Somebody should rub my feet. I’ll give you a nickel if you rub my feet, darlink.