PATTI BB! U look so Kewt! So slim and bustilicious. If I didn’t know ur real age, I might hit on u at a bar or sumthing. Now that u got dumped, r u going 2 try 2 get it in w/ a stuck up $$ hottie? They all talk about how they want u 2 be their secret dom. And w/ ur hot bod, u can do w/e u want. U could even be my jappy jap prom date and I could be ur dirty dirty NJB. We could adopt puppies or sumthing. IDK U got sooo many smart ideas.
If I could give u a small tip though, u missed a spot with ur bronzer. k luv u bb.
IronyOnRye
09/09/2011
It’s like I’m really on Hipster Runoff!
SP
09/13/2011
OMG this isn’t HIPSTER RUNOFF? This isn’t CARLES?!?!?!
Jews don’t imitate, they initiate…..