Remember when you were a kid and pigs did normal things like befriend spiders, act like sheepdogs, or mimic these other two with their own mediocre script about a pig? Things are no longer the same my friends.
Now, there are TEACUP PIGGIES ON ICE!? What does that even mean?
Apparently, there is a whole line of RIDICULOUS toy pigs that little girls dress up in strange costumes like they are an overweight version of Barbie.
Pigs aren’t girly! They roll in the mud! They eat dead bodies that the mob throws away! Other pig stereotypes!!!
I need to go somewhere else. Somewhere safe where theren’t are piggies. Or ice.
Israel?
Well this is awkward.
*Thanks, Ging, for the photoshop help.
