As hard as I try, I am having trouble finding this website cute.
I know, I know. It’s a shocker. Schlitz doesn’t like something involving cats? It must be the apocalypse.
I’m sorry but cats in sinks make me uncomfortable. Spit goes in sinks. Sometimes, unfortunately, vomit gets in sinks. And sometimes, even worse, poop gets in sinks. Sinks are the second most disgusting thing in the bathroom after the bathroom. Unless you pee in your shower. Which I know you do, George Costanza.
Just because something is cute does not mean it belongs in my sink.
This is what my sink looks like. I think we’re all a little bit closer now.
Would little Japanese girls with tiny backpacks look cute in a sink?
NO.
Would a pony look cute in a sink?
NO.
Would Jason Segal look cute in a sink?
MAYBE.
Lets stop this madness. Now.
*Thanks Jsabs for showing this to me and by doing so, RUINING MY HOPES AND DREAMS. <3
