I recently viewed this obscene letter that Syracuse (SyraJews) University sent to the residents of Brewster Dormitory.
Syracuse, with it’s ENORMOUS population of Jews (as of 2009, they were counted number six in the country with the most Jewish students) should know better then to send this letter out.
They are needlessly increasing the guilt complexes of their indubitably stunted Jewish male population. They’ve all got mommy issues and obviously have never heard of kleenex. Let them masturbate in peace, Syracuse.
Also, is Brewster Hall a co-ed dorm? If so, they just completely ruined their male residents’ chances of scoring.
Lastly, now that I think of it, that’s just super gross that they even addressed this issue.
Also, if you caught the historical reference in my title, I salute you.
