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I, NO, WE ALL NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy

As I was perusing the New York Times, I stumbled upon a movie I did not know was being made. This made my heart very sad because I feel that when I discovered this movie existed I became enlightened. I finally found out what was missing in my life. It is tragic I have waited this long to feel this way.

I was first intrigued by the film because of it’s title, A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. A movie about an orgy?  I’m down. Then I saw it had Jason Sudeikis and I was said to myself, “Well alright.” Then, I realized because there was a whole article about it in the New York Times, it must be good. Right?  Right?

Can you say no to this face?  I can’t.

I’ve heard some complaints about the movie (aka read comments on youtube when I watched the trailer). They argue that its just the same old men trying to have sex with women plot line. Its the same to them as Superbad or Animal House. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?   That model works. People like it. Give the people what they want until it becomes too cliched and they get tired of it. I will stand by Jason Sudeikis no matter what.

If you are inclined to agree with me and view this film of enlightenment and joy, watch out. For some reason this movie is rated R. So make sure you bring your identification to the theatre.



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The girl. The writer. The legend. "You must renounce all superficiality, all convention, all vanity and delusion." -Gustav Mahler
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