It’s 12:30 and you’re watching Apocalypto and sporting a food baby because of the Slushee and Cheetos you just HAD to buy on your 7/11 run which took six blocks to retrieve for your night of binge-eating.
Maybe it’s time you reassessed your life, readers.
Like. Seriously.
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
Al — hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.
And that is...
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