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Bitches be trippin’: Of course Jewish music is Gospel.

Anytime anything occurs that directly involves some Jews in one form or another, there is a choir of whining. Take for instance this scenario about Jewish music on iTunes:

Contacted by the Post, Fried expressed astonishment. “Why would they put Jewish and Hassidic music under the ‘Christian and Gospel’ category? It makes no sense,” he said.

“I don’t understand where they are coming from and what the point is of doing this,” Fried said. “I would hate to think this is an attempt to bury Jewish music under a Christian or Gospel label.” Jerusalem Post

Sigh. So Jewish of him to assume an anti-Jewish music conspiracy. It’s like the people who produce overtly Jewish music don’t understand that their music is equal, if not slightly better, than Creed. Or those Mean Old Jews Who Crucified My Lord. Maybe it’s for the best?

If Jewish music (think: Uncle Moishey) isn’t gospel, then I don’t want to be a member of a southern Baptist church.

(Totally NOT Gospel)



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