Remember Foreskin Man? He prevented the Monster Mohel from molesting and mutilating an innocent baby, all shining nordic muscles and shining aryan hair. But when you mess with the elders of zion you get CAPTAIN ISRAEL.
If cats are going to put out antisemitic propaganda comics, it’s a good thing the jews are going to put out prosemitic comics, even if it’s a one time thing. And thank god Captain Israel’s empowered enough to use force when ADL man’s strongly worded condemnation isn’t enough. Look! He even recognizes two states for two people!
I want to see more of Captain Israel. Possible issues:
- J Street Boy Triumphant— Captain Israel Betrayed!
- Captain Israel Versus The Mad UNSC!
- Captain Israel Versus The World!
hemp
08/04/2011
is a comic book illustrated and written by Footing the bill for Captain Israels production is an Israeli advocacy group..Much less fun than Captain Israel is Does MGM stand for top-notch movie entertainment? Either way nothing will stop him from fighting such evil-doers as…and..Other characters in the Foreskin Man comic book series include …..and who could ever forget …Thats right Jethro Sacks and Vulva Girl..Could I make this stuff up?.As you might expect Captain Israel has issues with Foreskin Man. In the audience of our panel discussion he afterwards politely came up to me and proffered his eight-page lavishly illustrated comic book before quietly going on his way..The next day having read the fine print inside Captain Israel I googled Mister Schumers name and from there learned about MGMbill.org the intactivists out there vigilantly fighting for the rights of infant boys to one day have their dicks look as long as possible and of course the handsomely blonde Foreskin Man who might as well have a swastika on his chest instead of that Bat-Butt thing hes now sporting..As I hope is already obvious what fuels MGMbill.org is good old-fashioned antisemitism..I was never a big fan of Captain America I just cant get excited about what amounts to Captain Geopolitical Entity.