I’m a big fan of lesbians. And not just because it’s cool to stand up for gay rights because it goes against my small-town upbringing. It’s mainly because I think there is nothing wrong with being in love. Or having sex. And I like hearing about when people are in love whether it be with a woman, man, or any mammal over 50 pounds. And I like hearing about when people have sex, I like to congratulate them on their success, whether it be with a woman, man, or…well not animals on this one.
There was really no point in sharing my love of lesbians in this post. It kind of makes me sound like a dirty hippie, all that nonsense love for everyone and whatnot. And there’s nothing I hate more than sounding like a dirty hippie. But it’s relevant because in this article about the Norwegian tragedy, lesbians kick ass. Meanwhile, the media hasn’t really seemed to mention the married lesbian couple who were so awesome. Hmmmmm….Interesting.
In case you don’t feel like reading the article, its about a Norwayish couple who happened to be hanging out near that youth camp where crazy sniper terrorist decided to go on a shooting spree. This is clearly disgusting and awful, but the awesome part is the lesbian couple who managed to save 40 kids from shock and death and other such nasty fates this gunman had planned for them.
This is one of the women’s facebook statuses after the event. I can’t understand it which makes it entertaining.
This whole life-saving children from a camp reminds me of Schindler’s list, but with less Liam Neeson.
Anyway, mazel tov lesbians. Youdabest. What will the crazy Christians who hate homosexuals say now? You can’t hate on heroes, silly conservative groups. LOL.
