IT’S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!
I prefer a glutin-free, tofu-based cake.
I’M 21!!!!
Oh wait…
That’s next year.
Guess the only items to celebrate this year are my new gray hairs, perserverance, and flawless taste in film.
PS: Please send all gifts to this location. I WILL find out what is in that box. For you, Brad, for you.
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
Al — hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.
And that is...
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The Duckman
08/03/2011
om.g. happy bd bb!