Maybe you heard of this “Rabbi” who called himself the ‘Jewish Indiana Jones’. Do you know why he made this cheap, cliched comparison?
Because he claimed to have rescued old Torahs from around the world, mainly from former European Jewish shtetls circa WWII. Which is why, because the media loves a good headline, the term ‘Jewish Indiana Jones’ has stuck. Which is a fucking insult to everything Harrison Ford stood up for.
A side by side comparison about how the two are nothing alike:
Begin the ‘but Indy wears a black hat’ jokes
Indy: Believed in religion as a means of attaining glorious priceless treasure.
Rabbi: Believed in religious scrolls as a means of scamming fellow Jews out of $$$
Indy: Knew his way around a whip
Rabbi: Knew his way around a Yad
Indy: Afraid of snakes
Rabbi: Afraid of getting busted for fraud. Probably also afraid of snakes. And his mother.
Indy: Traveled the world in search of ancient treasures.
Rabbi: Sat at home, masturbating to internet porn. Claimed to be around the world.
Indy: Fought Nazis.
Rabbi: Exploited the idea of Nazis.
This man is no ‘Jewish Indiana Jones’. Just another religious leader who abused their religion to selfishly make lots of $$$$, thereby fulfilling the ultimate and terrible Jewish stereotype.
I wish there was a Jewish Robin Hood. That’d buck the fucking trend.
