Look at this list of the richest Congresspeople in the U.S. While us Jews may look like we are winning, we only have 4 spots in the top 10. Not only that, but we aren’t even in the top 5! And we barely make our presence known in 11-50.
Are Jews slipping in ‘wealth and prestige‘? Are we losing our Jew-like hold on American and U.S. power? And if so, can we blame the economy?
1. Rep. Michael McCaul (R) – $294.2 million
2. Rep. Darrell Issa (R) – $220.4 million
3. Sen. John Kerry (D) – $193 million
4. Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D) – $81.6 million
5. Sen. Mark Warner (D) – $76.3 million
6. Rep. Jared Polis (D) – $65.9 million
7. Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D) – $55 million
8. Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D) – $52.9 million
9. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D) – $45.3 million
10. Rep. Vern Buchanan (R) – $44.2 million
Jewish Fail.(?)
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Mike Niemeyer
08/23/2011
West Chester University Drunk-High-Frat-Guy: Wanna here my really crappy joke about Jewish people?
Me: Uhhh…
West Chester University Drunk-High-Frat-Guy: What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Me: What would that be, uh, in particular?
West Chester University Drunk-High-Frat-Guy: A canoe tips! Get it?! Fuckin’ funny, right? Bro, you gotta admit, pretty funny.
Me: Well, kinda anti-semetic and stupid, but, hey, more power to you.
West Chester University Drunk-High-Frat-Guy: Are you homeless?
And scene! I’m making that part of a series called “West Chester University: Home of the Brave Non-Jewish People Who Like Weed and Jim Bean with Bad Jokes.”