Do you remember how I wrote that Ispy with some nerdy comicbook theme involving Peter Parker and Mary Jane? Well it was published. Eat your hearts out.
I’m so f-ing excited. I’ve never been published before. Unless you include the time I wrote for that alt college newspaper. But everyone on the paper was a hack. Including me. Thank God I’ve moved onto less hack-y things, such as blogging and trolling.
Today I’m published in Seven Days Newspaper, tomorrow I’m writing the shitty Op-eds for the NYTimes. It can happen.





