I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is I got an iphone so I will finally understand why people get so excited about the angry bird flu.
The bad news is only bad news for some of you. Those of you who fall in love too easily. Those of you who see a humorous face and just want to mouth kiss it. Those of you who believe everything you see on television. Those of you who love Stephen Colbert.
“What could possibly be bad about Stephen?”, the innocent among you ponder. Oh, so much you naive fools. So much.
The Face of Annoying.
Here are the reasons why Stephen Colbert is stupid and annoying. These are all based on hearsay and personal opinion.
1. I heard his interview on NPR and he sounded like a GIANT DOUCHE.
2. I have a friend who went to Cornell and at their graduation he was the speaker and he just INSULTED them the whole freaking time.
3. At a recent comedy show, he said to his listeners, it’s okay if you don’t think I’m funny because I’m just trying to gather comedy for my HBO show. I don’t care about you.
That’s right. He doesn’t care about his fans. And he’s a douche.
Sorry Stephen, Jon Stewart FO LIFE.
Mike Niemeyer
08/14/2011
I try not to become a member of the Internet Yelling Club, but I’m going to have to go out and say FUCK THIS POST. If you don’t understand political satire, then you don’t know crap about life. And why the FUCK are you wasting my precious internet time with your bogus blog posts?! I have no use for it, no bloody use for it!
Most of that was paraphrasing that scene in “Adaptation.” where Charlie Kaufman gets yelled at. But, seriously, this post ignores the obvious about Stephen Colbert: He’s a gorgeous Catholic boy. And you know what they say about Catholic boys…
On a more reasonable level, I respectfully disagree and keep up the good work calling people douches and such. I feel one should separate the work from the person. Unlike, say, making him the “The Face of Annoying.”
Okay, that was a bit trollish. I’m sorry.
Still, Colbert’s got talent.
Schlitz
08/14/2011
“Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. ”
And Stephen Colbert has stupid ears.
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Neal Ross Attinson
08/15/2011
Steohen Colbert is “Bob” without the pipe. As such, he is a force of nature, and thus above traffic-generating bids like yours and even mine. His ears will still glow when this corner of the Universe falls into black entropy. He is American. And so can you.