Stuck inside due to extenuating circumstances? Binge eating because you can’t come up with anything else to do? Worried that this will happen again? Do not fear. In the event of the next hurricane, which is clearly inevitable, you will have a various array of activities of which to take part! You can thank me later!
- Snuggle with your lovely kitten. If you don’t have a kitten you can substitute this for a puppy, or a person, or maybe even a pillow.
- Get into a severe whipped cream fight. Realize you have ruined your favorite vintage tee. Cry a little.
- Pretend you are Michael Jackson. But only ironically. Practice your perfect moonwalk and work on making high pitched noises.
- Go swimming in your basement! Just because your sump pump is broken doesn’t mean you can’t perfect your freestyle!
- Listen to all your old vinyls. Yea, baby. Feel the love.
- Come up with a full length plan about how you and your roommates are going to open a bar. Go online and order a bulk supply of martini glasses in preparation. Realize you have just ordered a bulk supply of martini glasses. Decide it is a good way to send your trust fund.
- Practice calligraphy? No don’t do that.
- Do some excessive cooking. Eat it all. Throw up.
- Do a victory lap around the block. You deserve it
Now we’ve survived this…but what do we do in the event of zombie apocalypse?
Alissa
08/29/2011
Unclutter your drawers? Nah, just sleep in.