I’ve tried hard to ignore Weezer outside of my daily life. As far as I try to convince myself, the entire band died in a terrible plane crash just hours after finishing the recording of The Green Album. It wasn’t their best effort, but because of their widely publicized death, it was the most sold album in Weezer’s collection.
Then reality hits in.
And Weezer decides that they, just like Kiss, will sell themselves as whores. So they decide to create a Weezer Cruise.
This Weezer Cruise has all the musicians that Weezer likes. Dinosaur Jr, Sebadoh, Gene Ween and Dave Dreiwitz, Wavves, The Antlers, Yuck, Free Energy, J. Mascis, Lou Barlow. Which actually aren’t bad. But you could also see these musicians at a festival, too. For much less money. And without losing your dignity.
PHOTO WITH THE BAND
How cool is this?! Weezer will take an individual photo with you & your cabin mates! That’s right, you’ll get to meet the band & get your photo with them!
I hate you. So much. I hate myself for being upset.
