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Megabus is my new friend (Greyhound can suck it)

Oh faithful readers of Burlington, Vt. I have some wonderful news. Burlington is now a real destination. It’s no longer a part of fake life. It’s real, baby. And it’s better than ever.

Why is Burlington finally a real place to live?

Because we have Megabus, bitches.

Currently Megabus only goes from here to Boston, but I’m hoping they’ll even travel to Montreal and NYC one day. If this comes true, I can say with all certainty: Go fuck yourself Greyhound and Amtrak. This will be the last time I travel via ground transportation for 11 hours WITHOUT internet. This ain’t the fucking stone age, I need to blog 24/7.

Get your free tickets while you can.

Thanks Old Grumpy Man for the tip.

(Megabus)



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