I had a delectably southern 4th of Jewly.
I saw a lot of these:
I got chased out of one for not having my ID on hand.
I went here:
“Gret Stet uh Looziana”
And stayed in a mansion on a lake,
Where I saw one of these:
I couldn’t actually take a picture…
I listened to a lot of very hip people play a lot of bluegrass.
I ate corn on the cob.
Drank a lot of this stuff:
Yeah, I went there.
I didn’t take off my bathing suit and have a heinous sunburn to prove it.
We sang “Proud to be an American” ironically.
What more could I ask for, really?
