This one goes out to all the Hipster lovin’ out there.
I Spy
Saw you at ________. You began talking to me at the bar. It was a nerdy conversation about comic books and superheroes. I asked if you were Kittie Pride. You told me you were a Mary Jane looking for your own Peter Parker. Found you smoking Americans outside later in the evening, where you gave me a kiss. Still hoping to save you from any evil that lurks in the shadows.
I saw a: Woman
I am a: Man
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
Al — hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.
And that is...
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betty
07/19/2011
cute, but why would you kiss someone who smokes? they taste all nasty
The Duckman
07/20/2011
I taste wonderful
Mikvah McElroy
07/20/2011
hipsters date hipsters
easy peasy.
Mikvah McElroy
07/20/2011
that was SUPPOSED to say
hipsters smoke cigarettes and hipsters date hipsters.
goddammit wordpress.